$35.24 $46.99
For the woman who has officially closed her emotional tabs and retreated into her blanket fort sanctuary this box understands her. Inside is everything she needs for a cozy, nobody-talk-to-me night: a tea infuser with a charm of her choice (faith, blessed, or love), handmade vanilla sugar with real Madagascar beans, a wooden spoon, a reusable muslin tea bag, and six tubes of calming, soothing herbs for blending the perfect comfort tea.
Funny, comforting, and perfect for introverts, exhausted moms, overworked friends, or anyone who treats blanket forts like sacred ground.
The card says exactly what she means with her whole heart:
“Sorry, I can’t — I have a date with my blanket fort.”
WHAT’S INCLUDED
• Humor card: “Sorry, I Can’t — I Have a Date With My Blanket Fort”
• Artwork: woman wrapped in blanket, drinking hot tea
• Tea Infuser (mesh ball) with 2 randomly chosen bead charms that you can alternate with + 1 charm choice (faith, blessed, love)
• 4 oz glass jar of vanilla sugar (real Madagascar vanilla beans)
• Wooden spoon
• Reusable muslin tea bag
• Six 25ml herb tubes: chamomile, hibiscus, lavender, calendula, jasmine, mint
Packaged in a white gift box with white + turquoise fill, ready to gift
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All of our plants are grown here in Sunny Florida starting from leaves or babies. We propagate and use hydroponic growing methods to produce healthy living plants and herbs. We tend and grow organically wherever and whenever possible.
At Simploraly Life Co, we're committed to crafting products that elevate lives. By curating a blend of plants, crystals, uplifting gifts, and digital templates, we aim to infuse joy, wellness, and abundance into every moment. Our mission is to empower individuals on their journey towards mindfulness, productivity, and positivity, fostering a community where support and upliftment are at the heart of all we do.
2-4 business days
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Just contact me within: 3 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 14 days of delivery
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Yes, we source our crystals from around the world. They are genuine crystals that are not dyed. Every crystal will be unique in shape, color and form and some may contain inclusions. We offer both raw (rough) and tumbled crystals.
Custom spiritual or self-care gift sets are available. Message me I love helping women build meaningful rituals of peace, inner healing, and self-love.
Yes, all products are made in a home kitchen under Florida Cottage Food Law. This kitchen is not inspected or regulated by the Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services. Our products may contain or come into contact with allergens, including dairy, eggs, wheat, soy, nuts, and other allergens. We are committed to following safe food handling practices but cannot guarantee a completely allergen-free environment.
Our herbs, botanicals and spices are grown here in sunny Florida and most through our hydroponics growing system. We dry and/or dehydrate all of our products in house using safe food handling practices to ensure a fresh, luxury product.
Shipping rates are calculated by weight and destination. Lighter items ship more economically; heavier artisanal goods and plants may require priority packaging for safe travel.
For hygienic + spiritual integrity reasons, returns are not accepted on:
• spiritual gift sets
• bath, body & aromatherapy items
• food items & comfort confections
• digital products
If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, please contact me within 48 hours with photos so I can make it right. Your experience matters.
Digital products are non-refundable. Once purchased, files are available immediately for download.
At Simploraly Life Co, we know that true contentment and joy come from within. Our products are designed to help you reconnect with your inner self, find balance, and focus on what truly matters. Whether you’re seeking moments of serenity, striving for work-life balance, or searching for the perfect, meaningful gift, we're here to support you every step of the way.
All of our plants are homegrown with care in our small urban homestead garden. Every cutting, sprout, or rooted treasure is nurtured by hand using organic methods, sunlight, and a lot of love. No mass production just mindful growth, one plant at a time.
Absolutely! Every order is wrapped with care, and you can include a personalized gift note at checkout. Many of our items are perfect for birthdays, self-care boxes, spiritual rituals, or simply sending love. No pricing is included in gift orders.